Rommel and Laura get hitched in beautiful Clearwater Florida, A
few memorable moments below before the pics...the list is
long.
Ridiculous
fun in the sun (and rain). Best. Weekend. Ever.
- Tony’s $10 rebate on the $25 bet he lost
- The strange hostess from Down Under…or, London…not
sure what she was going for
- Mieka and I getting a case of basket-weave butt on our
sunburned legs
- El Principito (i.e. The Dre)
- Tony’s “cold” that he caught
- Brandon and Lisa leaving the room so Tony could get in
a cab and go to the Ramada.
- The “fresh cracked pepper” dance.
- ... And a side of crab legs.
- I’m not 40. I’m 22 with 18 years experience
(?)
- “I don’t freeze my ice cream.”
- Mieka’s Amelda Marcos impersonation which led to
a 49.99-pound suitcase
- All the buzz and excitement I felt hearing there were 9
single women coming to the wedding. Awesome.
- One word: Renuzit
- Hey, at least it only rained for one day. Ohhhhh…..
- The Dre realizing the sides of his legs hurt because his
ass barely fit into the stools at the Palm P
- the "i loce you. spay renuzit." text.
- Moses, the dance club cabbie who loves eyeliner almost
as much as Ibiza, Mexico.The Dre admitting this out loud
to us. Good idea.
- Diana thinking out loud with the “marrying into this
family” comment. Awesome.
- Diana’s good humor and social grace handling the
inevitable awkward onslaught of us not letting it die. Ever.
- The Palm P staff asking Puz if we were single-handedly
trying to put all their kids through college
- Missy Misdemeanor holding down the fort with a well-worded
napkin
- Boneless Chicken wings. Really good the first 8 times.
OK the 9th through 13th times.
- The ninja-style ass slapping at Frenchy’s
- Larry buying us a two song Dave Matthews concert
- Man + guitar + $30 amp = career in Florida
- Mieka’s organizational skills and cab wrangling ability-
always appreciated
- Lisa buying the exact same sunglasses as Brandon and then
insisting on wearing his all weekend
- Getting ready in 5:22. Say word.
- The Boa Constrictor impersonation at Shepard’s
- Switching to the Pez Dispenser after getting worn out doing
the Boa Constrictor
- The Dre the karate kicking the guy and then talking his
the way back into the club after the spitting on the face
- Four-square football
- Off handed football- as if we didn’t look suspect
enough at the beach
- Finding the lizard in my suitcase last night at 1:00 in
the morning while un-packing. Well-played.
- Learning all about golf etiquette from Medicare Johnson
- The British Royal Army
- Lisa constantly wandering off to try and meet as many truck
drivers as possible
- Bad Girls Club: The TMZ Posse best not touch my Jjjuuuicce
- Leisure Suit Larry
- Hearing about Diana asking Lisa and Brandon where their
kid was at the big dinner
- Lounge singer Lisa with Rom’s brother draped sexily
on the piano
- The family rickshaw ride and making a young girl’s
thighs explode
- Brandon finding a paperclip in his eyebrow
- Lisa packing one shirt for a 5 day trip
- Golf tip: “Don’t give up the hole.”
- Mieka’s story about Larry’s romantic way with
words when he’s ready for sexy time
- Making about 100 $5 bets resulting in about a $10 dollar
loss, total
- Larry showing up one minute before the over/under line
for how late he’d be too golf. Clutch performance.
- Finding a video game that combines poker, bowling and gambling.
And somehow Larry didn’t win.
- The parking lot pool
- The Monkey leading the conga line
- Jesus watching over us at dinner
