Number of days traveling - 15
Number of flights in those 15 days - 11
Time spent in taxis - 21 hours
Number of times Lisa snorted at a family of wild pigs and they sprinted away in fear - 1
Time spent traveling by train - 18 hours
Number of different beds slept in - 10
Number of times Nick was violently hassled to fix his shoe - 2
Number of photos taken - 1621
Number of instances that people cut in line in front of us in the Phuket airport - 6
Number of times in a taxi that we had the US Embassy on speed dial - 1
The best "you buy" lines:
"You no buy, I cry"
"Buy something", "No, thank you", response, "Yeeessss, thank you"
"Buy something, or I steal your boyfriend"
Things we saw strapped to, or being carried by a moped:
A live pig
An oxygen tank
Many babies
A huge vase
A large oil painting
Dozens of men's suits
5 people
A large flatscreen TV
Ducks
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